Dagmar's Canteen (TV Series)
Episode dated 11 May 1952 (1952)
Dagmar: Self - Hostess
Quotes
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Dagmar - Hostess : Is there anyone here from Loveseat, Iowa?
Milton Delugg - Accordionist : Hey, Dag, that's not Loveseat, it's Davenport!
Dagmar - Hostess : Well, what's the difference?
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Dagmar - Hostess : Hello, Lieutenant. Do I have your rank right?
Soldier : Almost.
Dagmar - Hostess : What is it?
Soldier : Private.
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Dagmar - Hostess : Let's all sing "Shine On, Harvest Moon". How about a key, Milton.
Milton Delugg - Accordionist : Key? How about A Major.
Dagmar - Hostess : A Major is a little high. How 'bout A Corporal.
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Joey Faye - Sketch Actor : What did he do? I caught him in the kitchen putting eight pats of butter on one slice of bread! Do you know you could be sent to the guardhouse for that?
Robert Scheerer - Dancer : Yeah? On what charge?
Joey Faye - Sketch Actor : Impersonating an officer!
Dagmar - Hostess : What's wrong with officers? They're almost like people.