- Caleb Rivers: The rich girls steal. The pretty girls lie. The smart girls play dumb. And the dumb girls spend their days trying to be all of the above.
- Hanna Marin: You don't know the first thing about me.
- Caleb Rivers: No, you don't know the first thing about you.
- Aria Montgomery: [regarding their prime suspect Ian] What if he erased the video?
- Spencer Hastings: Well, then we know for sure he's hiding something and we go to the police.
- Emily Fields: With a non-video? You think they're going to take our word for it?
- Spencer Hastings: Look, we saw what we saw. Something went down between him and Alison. And he buried her in the yard to shut her up.
- Hanna Marin: Lucas, you've been treating me like a bedbug for weeks. We came here for a good cause and to have fun. Why can't we have fun? I love this song.
- Lucas Gottesman: I hate this song.
- Hanna Marin: You love this song.
- Lucas Gottesman: You're right, I love this song.
- Hanna Marin: Well, come on, let's bust a move.
- [leads him to the dance-floor]
- Hanna Marin: Let's go.
- Emily Fields: [drunk] Was that tree always here?
- Spencer Hastings: [gives Emily's car keys to Hanna] Here, take these, she's not driving.
- Hanna Marin: No, I'm not taking her home. If her Mom finds out it was my flask, I'll be feeding the bears... with Maya.
- Hanna Marin: [sitting down next to intoxicated Emily] My feet hurt. My brain hurts. Everything hurts. Scoot over.
- [nudges her, takes her place, notices flask]
- Hanna Marin: Hey, where'd you get that?
- [takes it from her]
- Hanna Marin: This is mine.
- Emily Fields: I helped myself.
- Hanna Marin: [up-ending it, finds nary a drop] To all of it?
- Emily Fields: Why are you dancing with Lucas?
- Hanna Marin: What do you mean?
- Emily Fields: You're torturing him. You know he worships you, and you're never gonna look at him that way.