True Blood (TV Series)
And When I Die (2011)
Jessica Tuck: Nan Flanagan
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Quotes
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Nan Flanagan : How about your little fairy waitress. Oh come on, the mind reading, the microwave fingers. You didn't think I knew what she was? There are at least a couple of thousand vampires that would do almost anything to get a taste of her blood.
Eric Northman : She smells fantastic, but it's hardly worth dying for.
Nan Flanagan : I saw the way you both looked at her, hungry puppy dogs slobbering over the same juicy bone.
Bill Compton : [Stakes Nan] We are not fucking puppy dogs.
Eric Northman : What a bitch.
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Nan Flanagan : I wish for one fucking night you could experience the litany of bullshit I've had to deal with. Then you'd have some idea of how little I give a fuck about your small town witch infestation. Or your whole backwoods kingdom, for that matter.
Bill Compton : As someone who cares so little, you seem awfully pissed off.
Nan Flanagan : Do I, Bill? Maybe that's because I quit my fucking job!
Eric Northman : You quit the AVL?
Nan Flanagan : And the Authority.
Bill Compton : No one quits the Authority.
Nan Flanagan : Quit, fired, same difference.
Bill Compton : We assumed *we* were the ones to be terminated.
Nan Flanagan : Oh, there's been an order issued on your heads. My last duty was supposed to be delivering the true death to both of you. Of course, I realized I'd be next. I have been alive for 816 years. I refuse to be retired like a fat first wife!