- Alec Hardison: Where you gonna put the van, Chester? An office building? A preschool? A church?
- Chester: A soldier knows there are casualties in every war.
- Eliot Spencer: See, that's the difference between a real soldier and this little Halloween outfit you got going on. You'd kill to protect your rights. A real soldier? He'd die protecting somebody else's.
- Parker: Who knew a sedan could hit 140?
- Sophie Devereaux: Parker, you are never to get behind the wheel of a car again, okay? Never.
- Eliot Spencer: You feelin' confident?
- Alec Hardison: Nooot really.
- Eliot Spencer: Good, 'cause over confidence will kill you faster than a bullet any day. Fear is good.
- Alec Hardison: Oh, I have fear, and doubt, and really serious regrets. I should be fine.
- Eliot Spencer: Alright. You're ready then.
- Sophie Devereaux: I think we should call the police
- Nathan Ford: And tell them what? Two of our friends are impersonating IRS agents at a bank?
- Nathan Ford: Listen, next time I steal you a train, get on it.
- Alec Hardison: Look, man, you're not gonna rain on my parade today, Nate. I made a bomb out of a menthol light.