Robot Chicken: Star Wars III (2010 TV Movie)
Abraham Benrubi: Darth Vader, Owen Lars
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Quotes
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Emperor Palpatine : Excellent! Order 66 was a complete success.
Darth Vader : My master, what were the first 65 orders?
Emperor Palpatine : I'm glad you asked!
[starts singing to the notes of Turkey in the Straw]
Emperor Palpatine : Oooooh... Capture me a Wookie, kick a princess in the cookie, sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy! Activate the trash compactor, let's protect the main reactor, stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die! Corrupt a teen from Tatooine, manipulate a Gungan and kill Naboo's queen! Trap a Mon Calamari, take a Tauntaun on safari, hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrie! Ooooh... Number 13 find investors, number 14 make a Death Star, while you're at it draw some plans up for my Death Star Two! I'll unmask a dirty Jawa, crank-call General Dodonna, clone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino-
[guitar breaks]
Emperor Palpatine : ... You know what, I'll just email you a PDF or something.
Darth Vader : [panicked] If-if you don't have the time... whenever you get around to it...!