Robot Chicken: Star Wars III (2010 TV Movie)

Seth MacFarlane: Emperor Palpatine

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Quotes 

• Emperor Palpatine : Excellent! Order 66 was a complete success.

  Darth Vader : My master, what were the first 65 orders?

  Emperor Palpatine : I'm glad you asked!

  [starts singing to the notes of Turkey in the Straw] 

  Emperor Palpatine : Oooooh... Capture me a Wookie, kick a princess in the cookie, sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy! Activate the trash compactor, let's protect the main reactor, stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die! Corrupt a teen from Tatooine, manipulate a Gungan and kill Naboo's queen! Trap a Mon Calamari, take a Tauntaun on safari, hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrie! Ooooh... Number 13 find investors, number 14 make a Death Star, while you're at it draw some plans up for my Death Star Two! I'll unmask a dirty Jawa, crank-call General Dodonna, clone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino-

  [guitar breaks] 

  Emperor Palpatine : ... You know what, I'll just email you a PDF or something.

  Darth Vader : [panicked]  If-if you don't have the time... whenever you get around to it...!

• Emperor Palpatine : [about young Boba Fett]  Apparently, we are contractually obligated to follow that dumb kid's story too. That's what happens when you sell the most action figures! Thank you, fanboys!

• Emperor Palpatine : [Palpatine is falling down the reactor shaft]  You know, looking back it all makes sense. Dream big... live big... love big... fall to your death down a giant fucking hole! Now I know, which is exactly zero percent of the battle apparently.

• Emperor Palpatine : [Palpatine is falling down the reactor shaft]  Wait a minute...

  [takes out his cell phone and dials frantically] 

  Emperor Palpatine : Execute Order 67!

  [Ewoks answer the phone and start dancing and singing] 

  Emperor Palpatine : Doesn't sound like Order 67... no, no, wait, wait, yes it does, yes it does. I meant 68! Execute Order 68!

• Emperor Palpatine : [on the phone]  Jar Jar, it's Palpatine! Look, I-I need to apologize for manipulating you into granting me emergency powers. It was wrong, and I'm sorry.

  Jar Jar Binks : Oh, say yes! Right Palpy... yousa manipulated me! Okay, Palpy.

  [Jar Jar hangs up the phone and starts laughing demonically while pulling on a Sith robe]