The Virginity Hit (2010)
Matt Bennett: Matt
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Quotes
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Matt : Okay, what if after all that, I um... fuck the taste out of your mouth. That's good?
Becca : What? What...
[scratches head]
Becca : Okay. Tell me, why would I need the taste fucked out of my mouth. I don't... what does that mean?
Matt : [Stutters] Well, I... If you need... If, like... I don't know.
Becca : Do you think I need the taste fucked out of my mouth?
Matt : I don't think... No. I don't think you need it. I'm just saying that maybe it's, like, a...
Becca : No?
Matt : No. Just forget I said it. Let's start at the beginning. Sorry.
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Matt : We were the wonder couple. We were going to be like... Fantastic Four minus two. Fantastic Two. I just want to get back together with you.
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Zack : You just need to promise me you'll tell me one thing. Just one thing, that's all I want to know.
Matt : I'll try. I will.
Zack : Does she squirt?
[Matt looks dumbfounded]
Zack : Did she have a geyser? 'Cause she totally looks like...
Matt : Yeah, yeah.
Zack : Her vagina was like Old Yeller.
Jacob : No, not Old Yeller. Old Yeller's a dog. Yellow, you're thinking of...
Zack : Yellowstone Park.
Jacob : Yeah.
Zack : Old Geyser.
Jacob : [laughs] No, not...
Matt : Old Yeller. Old Yeller was the dog.
Justin : Old Yeller is the dog.
Matt : What's the name of the geyser?
Zack : Old Geyser.
Justin : Old Face...
Matt : Face/Off!
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Zack : [while on his knees, shaving Matt's pubic hair] So, when you're fucking her tonight, you know what you should say? I was thinking about this last week. You should say, "Girl, I'm gonna fuck the taste right out of your mouth."
Matt : No. No, I'm not saying that to anyone.
Zack : It's classy.
Matt : It's not classy.
Zack : It's very classy. That's like holding the door for a woman.
Matt : Saying that I want to fuck the taste out of someone?
Zack : Absolutely.
[Admires the shaving work he's doing]
Zack : I am good at this.