George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : George, could I have the car keys? I have to go downtown.

  George Burns : Oh, you haven't renewed your driver's license. If they catch you without a license, they'll throw ya in jail.

  Gracie Allen : Well, I'll drive so fast they can't catch me!

• George Burns : What's that?

  Gracie Allen : Electric cords, I had them shortened. This one's for the iron and this one's for the floor lamp and this one's for the table lamp...

  George Burns : Well, why did you shorten them?

  Gracie Allen : To save electricity!

• George Burns : I'd be glad to drive you downtown but I've got some work to do.

  Gracie Allen : Well, then let me use the car. I'm a very careful driver, its the other people who are careless.

  George Burns : Look, Gracie...

  Gracie Allen : You know, last week I was driving down a one-way street and every car I met was going the wrong way!