A friend has an ancient Vauxhall Calibra that is covered in brambles, and Alan agrees to buy it without seeing it. The car is in a poor state and full of spiders, which Alan is afraid of. And that's just one of many issues.
Alan cooks up an idea for a new vehicle his band can use to play gigs away from his barn, and takes Nick on a trip to buy a bizarre Volvo limo. Knowing the limo won't be sold, they try to make some cash on an original Vauxhall Astra.
Alan is commissioned to find a new pace car for the local track, and a Honda CR-V fits the bill. At the farm, a hearse is found to be too rusty underneath to turn a profit, so Alan decides that it's destined for the track as a race car.
Nick collects a Renault Van on Alan's request and the pair find some treasures at a local Restorations. Nick isn't happy when the family return from a fun day in the skies without him.
After Nick makes a joke about wanting a mobility scooter with a huge V8 when he gets old, he and Alan search the farm for scooters they can fix up and sell.