Sausage Party (2016)

Salma Hayek: Teresa

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Quotes 

• Teresa : I'm not a soft taco, I'm a hard horny taco.

• Teresa : [staring at Brenda]  Saint Chimichanga, I promise to be a good taco...

• Douche : I'm gonna get you, my pretty! I'm gonna get you and your little sausage, too!

  Teresa : Go fuck yourself, El Duche.

• Brenda : First, I fell out of the cart, then I lose Frank. And now, I'm being hunted by a douche. The gods must be punishing me, don't you see? This is what I get for giving in to my disgusting urges. I'm such a whore.

  Teresa : Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges, impure thoughts. We all do.

  Brenda : Oh. Oh good! Okay. Well, that actually makes me feel a little better.

  Teresa : And we must never give in to them.

  Brenda : Oh no. That's the opposite of what I thought you were gonna say.

  Teresa : Oh, yes. The gods are always watching... Even when we cannot see them.

  Brenda : Do you think it's too late for me?

  Teresa : Do not worry, bun. I will get you home.

• Teresa : He's flawed... as are we all.

• Brenda : Oh yeah, Frank. That's it. Oh, yeah, it's dinnertime.

  Frank : Yo... I'm actually over here jerking off with these fellas.

  [it turns out it's Teresa who's giving Brenda oral sex] 

  Teresa : Once you go taco, you'll never go back-o!