Sausage Party (2016)
Scott Underwood: Gum, Twink, Krinkler's Chips, Pizza
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Quotes
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Gum : I am sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, calcium, carbonite, soy lecithin, vegetable, triglyceride and talc. But, for expediency's sake. You can call me... Gum.
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Druggie : [drugged, seeing the food alive] Mr. Sausage, when will it end?
Beer Can : When will it end? When he stops drinking us!
Krinkler's Chips , Sandwich , Pop Tart , Tickilish Licorice : Yeah!
Cookies : And stops eating us!
Sandwich : Same here!
Pop Tart : Fuck yeah!
Toilet Paper : And when he stops using us!
Krinkler's Chips : What did they do to you?
Toilet Paper : [nervously backs away] You don't wanna fuckin' know!
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Twink : Once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life. Good luck! Have fun!
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Gum : [explaining why the druggie can no longer see them alive] The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension... The effects of the opiate have dissipated. Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him... We are totally fucked.
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Firewater : Hello there, little sausage. You and your friends have accomplished the impossible and for that, I give you mad props. But, now that you have shattered one truth: It is time for you to learn... that we are not REAL! Booga Booga Booga.
Gum : While tripping balls, Firewater and I made an important meta-psychical breakthrough.
Firewater : The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons.
[Frank, Brenda, Kareem, Sammy, Barry and Teresa gasped]
Frank : What?
Firewater : You, Frank... are the plaything of a demented schlubby Jewish actor named:
[the image of actor Seth Rogen]
Firewater : Seth Ro-gan.
Frank : Wait. I'm Jewish?
Sammy : So... who am I?
Gum : You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named:
[the image of actor Edward Norton]
Gum : Ed-ward Nor-ton.
Sammy : Ed-ward Nor-ton? What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that?
Gum : Worry not, friends. I have a solution.
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Krinkler's Chips : Holy shit! He can actually see us?
Druggie : Bath salts are just as bad as they said it would be!
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Gum : Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
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Gum : I was stuck underneath the desk of a brilliant scientist.
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Frank : I tried to warn everyone, but they didn't believe me!
Barry : Of course they didn't! You just called them all a bunch of fucking idiots! You can't just slam their beliefs! You have to show them that there's a better way. You need to inspire them like you inspired me! You need to give them hope.
Frank : Hope? Well, how the fuck are we supposed to give them that? You got lucky, and killed a stupid one! There's dozens of them down there!
Gum : [appears] Perhaps I can be of some assistance.