Quotes
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Steve Coogan : Duck fat lolly. Well, why not? This is like my comedy, it's like, it's familiar, like we all know what a lolly is, but there's something very different about it.
Rob Brydon : And, like lollipops, something that we enjoyed a long time ago.
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Rob Brydon : [reading a newspaper] Listen to this, it's about Warren Beatty, right - "Peter Biskin, Beatty's new biographer, estimates that the famously seductive star of Bonnie and Clyde has notched up 12,775 sexual conquests. He slept with an average of 246 women a year."
Steve Coogan : Well, 365 days a year, that's about 120 days a year off. That's every weekend off. If he does it every weekday, he gets his weekends off. It's achievable.
Rob Brydon : Well, Port Talbot has a population of 30,000 people, that means he's slept with half the women in Port Talbot.
Steve Coogan : Well, no, half the population are men, so...
Rob Brydon : So he's slept with all the women in Port Talbot. Which I wouldn't wish on anybody.
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[a waiter with a hard-to-understand French accent is showing them a wine]
French Waiter : Light, fruity and easy to follow.
[Steve and Rob thank him and he leaves]
Rob Brydon : Easy to follow? That's rather ironic.
Steve Coogan : They are breaching the trade descriptions act.
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Steve Coogan : God, I wish you were Mischa.
Rob Brydon : God, I'm glad I'm not.
