Fallout: New Vegas (2010 Video Game)

Wayne Newton: Mr. New Vegas

Quotes 

• Mr. New Vegas : The women of New Vegas ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. New Vegas. Well, of course there is. You're her. And you're still as perfect as the day we met.

• Mr. New Vegas : Rumors persist about a super mutant refuge nestled high in a ski lodge to the northwest. If you should find it, do not, repeat, *do not* belittle a super mutant for taking the bunny slope.

• [after completing the "Come Fly With Me" quest by helping the Bright Brotherhood repair the rockets] 

  Mr. New Vegas : Several unidentified objects were spotted flying over the REPCONN test site by a local crackpot. He spoke to a toy bear near one of our microphones.

  No-bark Noonan : It's ghouls, I tell you. Religious ghouls in rockets looking for a land to call their own. Don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that will make you show your true form! A cave rat taught it to me.

• [Prior to playing Dean Martin's "Ain't That a Kick in the Head" following the news] 

  Mr. New Vegas : Got some Dean Martin coming up talking about the greatest feeling in the world: love. Ain't that a kick in the head?

  [chuckles] 

  Mr. New Vegas : It sure is, Dino, it sure is.

• [after installing Cachino as new manager of Gomorrah following completion of "How Little We Know" quest] 

  Mr. New Vegas : Gomorrah is under new management after the departure of Omerta bosses Nero and Big Sal. The casino's new manager spoke to reporters.

  Cachino : Before he left, Nero told me him and Big Sal were real tight, see. Said that they were gonna go camping up at Lake Mead, said they always wanted to sleep with the lakelurks.

• Mr. New Vegas : Refugees at Bitter Springs are giving startling accounts of the Legate, known as Lanius, who is said to be Caesar's top field commander. One refugee told us that "The Legate took over an *under-performing* squad of troops by beating its commander to death in full view of everyone." The Legate then ordered a tenth of his own troops to be killed by the other nine-tenths.

  [pause] 

  Mr. New Vegas : And you thought your boss was a pain.

• Mr. New Vegas : A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness, and has made a full recovery.

  [pause] 

  Mr. New Vegas : Now *that* is a delivery service you can count on.

• [after completing the Wild Card: You and What Army? quest by destroying the Securitron vault beneath the Weather Station at the Legion Fort] 

  Mr. New Vegas : Strange rumors from across the river indicate that a secret underground robot army has been destroyed before anyone had a chance to use it.

  [sighs] 

  Mr. New Vegas : Dang it, I could have used one of those.

• [after allowing Benny to escape during "Ring-a-Ding-Ding!" quest] 

  Mr. New Vegas : Rumors have swirled that Tops Hotel owner Benny has taken *another* unexpected leave of absence. We spoke to his right-hand man Swank.

  Swank : Do I seem worried to you, baby? Sometimes a cat just needs room to swing. He'll be back, as sure as a conga drum's got a groovy beat.