- Alec Hardison: Meet Mark Vector. His pro highlights: six assists, two goals, three thousand minutes in the penalty box.
- Eliot Spencer: Yeah, I've got some tape on this guy. He can fight.
- Sophie Devereaux: You watch hockey fights alone at night in your room?
- Eliot Spencer: [as if it's obvious] Yeah. You never know if you're gonna have to fight a guy on ice.