- Mike Biggs: I'm alright, Nana. How are you?
- Grandma: Oh, I'm right with my savior and tight with my bookie!
- Mike Biggs: She was showing off and speaking in different languages.
- Grandma: You mean in tongues like the Pentecostals?
- Mike Biggs: No, like French and German and Shakespeare.
- Grandma: Oh good, 'cuz I've been to a tent revival and that mess will put you off Jesus!
- Grandma: Now that man is as honest as the day is long and if he wasn't honest I never would've found out he was long.