Clue Club (TV Series)

The Dissolving Statue Caper (1976)

Tara Talboy: Dotty

Quotes 

• Dotty : [Disclosing the test results of a substance found underneath the platform where the statue stood until it vanished]  Oh, that stuff you sent me...

  Larry : Figure out what it is?

  Dotty : Are you kidding?

  Larry : Sorry, genius, you want to tell me?

  Dotty : Sure. A basic carbohydrate of two monosaccharides minus one molecule of hydrogen.

  Larry : [chuckles nervously]  Of course, how silly of me. A basic carbohydrate of... Would you like to repeat that in English?

  Dotty : Sugar.

  Larry : Sugar?

  Dotty : Sugar.

  Larry : Bless you, little one. You did it again.

• Ed : Here it comes. The most famous statue in the South Pacific.

  Dotty : Papa Canoha. Weighs 15 tons. Carved out of a single piece of volcanic rock.

  Ed : How can something that small know so much?

  Larry : Sometimes she scares me.

• [Dave Crane's monkey, Shena, is about to hose down Woofer and Wimper for the second time] 

  Dotty : Hold it, fuzzy face! You clobber my dogs with that hose and I'll turn you into a monkey stew!

  [Terrified, Shena flees to her owner] 

  Dave Crane : Now will you behave yourself?

  [Shena nods] 

  Dotty : Don't worry, fellas, Dotty's here.

  [Woofer and Wimper lick Dotty] 

  Larry : Short stuff, I'm so proud of you, I won't even ask why you're here.

  Dotty : That's neat, Lar, 'cause this time I don't have an excuse.