Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Twanging Your Magic Clanger (2010)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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Quotes 

• Alan Harper : I thought you were planning on bringing her back here.

  Charlie Harper : And yet, you were twanging your magic clanger right in the middle of the living room.

• Michelle : You broke up with Sarah so you could hook up with her roommate?

  Shauna : No, no. We're all hooking up together, but then Sarah got all weird, even though it was her idea.

  Charlie Harper : Don't ya just hate that?

  [Michelle looks at Charlie and Charlie gives her a weird look, he then takes a drink of wine] 

  Michelle : Are you telling me that the three of you had sex together?

  Shauna : Hey! You're the one who said I should explore all of my options in life!

  Michelle : I was talking about grad school, not threesomes!