Dagmar's Canteen (TV Series)
Episode dated 19 April 1952 (1952)
Dagmar: Self - Hostess
Quotes
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Dagmar - Hostess : Hello, Fifth Army!
[silence]
Dagmar - Hostess : No Fifth Army? Hello, Fifth Navy!
[silence]
Dagmar - Hostess : They must be busy on maneuvers. Well hello, 2nd Division! Are there any 2nd Division...?
[silence]
Dagmar - Hostess : Well, say hello anyway. Hello!
Audience : Hello!
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Dagmar - Hostess : One thing I want to know about the 2nd Division - is it short division or long division?
Soldier : I don't know.
Dagmar - Hostess : Well, I was never very good at figures.
Soldier : [eyeing Dagmar's shapely torso] I don't believe that!
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Dagmar - Hostess : There are so many men here tonight. I like men - they're so necessary.
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Dagmar - Hostess : I have a book here that tells you exactly what your name means. What's your first name?
Soldier : Albert.
Dagmar - Hostess : Albert? Let's see. Albert... Albert means you're a leader of men. What's your rank?
Soldier : PFC.
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Dagmar - Hostess : What's your name?
Soldier : Benjamin.
Dagmar - Hostess : Ben? That's means a man of great intelligence. How much is three times three?
Soldier : Nine.
Dagmar - Hostess : ...Close enough.
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Tatlock : I'm a graduate of Harvard - B.S., M.A. and Ph.D.
Dagmar - Hostess : What a strange way to spell Harvard.
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Dagmar - Hostess : Mr. Amsterdam, I think it's so sweet of you to come over. Have you any experience as a model?
Morey Amsterdam - Sketch Actor : Ahh, yeah! There was one I was out with last night.
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Morey Amsterdam - Sketch Actor : I'm a type of cover boy.
Dagmar - Hostess : Oh, really? Magazine or manhole?