- Sgt. P.J. 'Longarm' O'Malley: Now that's what I call a pretty picture.
- Officer Donny 'Hardtop' Brooks: I call it 'framed fellons'.
- Rock Crusher: Hey Turbo, if we don't get the discs, how long will it take to pay back Big Boss?
- Turbo Tu-Tone: About four hundred years!
- Rock Crusher: Wow! By then I'd be almost middle-aged.