Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Bill Murray: Mr. Bishop

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Quotes 

• Laura Bishop : Walt, where the hell are you?

  Walt Bishop : Right here. Why are you cursing at me?

  Laura Bishop : Does it concern you that your daughter's just run away from home?

  Walt Bishop : That's a loaded question.

  Laura Bishop : Come down and read this!

• Walt Bishop : Our daughter's been abducted by one of these beige lunatics!

• Walt Bishop : Be advised, the two of you will never see each other again. Those were your last words. Do you understand?

  Suzy : I'd be careful if I were you. One of these days, somebody's gonna get pushed too far. And who knows what they're capable of?

  Walt Bishop : Is that a threat?

  Suzy : It's a warning.

  Lionel : You're a traitor to our family.

  Suzy : Good! I want to be.

• Laura Bishop : I'm sorry, Walt.

  Walt Bishop : It's not your fault.

  [pause] 

  Walt Bishop : Which injuries are you apologizing for, specifically?

  Laura Bishop : Specifically? Whichever ones still hurt.

  Walt Bishop : Half of those were self-inflicted.

  [staring at ceiling, storm rages outside] 

  Walt Bishop : I hope the roof flies off, and I get sucked up into space. You'll be better off without me.

  Laura Bishop : Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

  Walt Bishop : Why?

  Laura Bishop : [sighing]  We're all they've got, Walt.

  Walt Bishop : That's not enough.

• Walt Bishop : [during a storm]  I hope the roof flies off and I get sucked up into space.

• Walt Bishop : Holy Christ, what am I looking at here?

  Laura Bishop : He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes but a few nudes.

  Walt Bishop : Did she sit for this?

• Walt Bishop : Why can't you control your scouts?

  Scout Master Ward : I'm trying.

  Walt Bishop : [Mr. Bishop throws shoe at Scout Master Ward] 

• Walt Bishop : I'll be out back. I'm going to find a tree to chop down.

• Walt Bishop : How can we help her? She's got so many problems. It's getting worse.

• Captain Sharp : Just for the record, 95% of all runaways return home within the first six hours. It doesn't do you any good right now. It's just a statistic. But in all likelihood, Suzy's probably hiding in the closet at her best friend's house playing Chinese checkers at this very moment, as we speak.

  Walt Bishop : She doesn't have any friends.