Blubberella (2011)

Michael Paré: Commandant

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Quotes 

• Blubberella : I don't really like to play with my food.

  The Commandant : Where did you get that outfit? The fashion institute for the blind? Very funny!

  Blubberella : No. Don't joke because Germans are known for their sense of humor.

  The Commandant : Germans are VERY funny! Now, who shall I say has the honor of besting me today?

  Blubberella : [tired]  I'm the Dhaphir. Half-human, half-vampire. Like killing you is any honor.