Blubberella (2011)

Willam Belli: Vadge

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Quotes 

• Blubberella : [Refuses to pick up egg]  Uh...

  Vadge : I know you're just gonna leave that on the floor.

  Blubberella : I'll get it momma!

  Vadge : [stands up]  Now!

  Blubberella : I'll get it when I wanna get it.

  Vadge : You'll get it when you wanna get it?

  Blubberella : Yeah.

  Vadge : Is this your house? You think you're a grown-ass vampire cause you gave it up to your little cootchie pie? Well you ain't no grown-ass vampire! You're average! Are you listening to me? Are you listening to me bitch?

  [hits Blubberella with a pan] 

  Vadge : I guess I didn't hit you hard enough!

  [picks up a turkey leg] 

  Vadge : Come get a snack bitch, come on!

• Nathaniel Gregor : I certainly would have remembered you from the resistance fighter meetings. I would have brought the cookies, but I fear you would have eaten them all.

  Blubberella : Cookies?

  Nathaniel Gregor : I'm Nathaniel. You've already met my partner Vadge.

  Blubberella : Oh... partners.

  Nathaniel Gregor : I've never seen anybody move like you do. Like a caged rhino who hasn't been fed in weeks. Curious thing is I'm not so sure you are a girl.

  Blubberella : What the fuck's that supposed to mean?

  Nathaniel Gregor : You're her, aren't you. The Dhaphir?

  Vadge : She kind of moves like a watermelon.

  Nathaniel Gregor : I would really like to talk to you.

  Blubberella : Well, if your men would get their phallic symbols out of my face, I guess you can buy me dinner.

  Nathaniel Gregor : Where's the Commandant?

  Blubberella : An appetizer.

• Vadge : You think you're special cause your the Dhaphir?

  [mocks Blubberella] 

  Vadge : Oh, I'm the Dhaphir. You ain't precious, you're average! Precious!

  [throws bread at Blubberella] 

• Blubberella : [Drops egg on floor]  Oops.

  Vadge : Now who's gonna clean all that motherfuckin' mess up? I just got new linoleum!