My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

The Ticket Master (2010)

Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Linky Shoeshine, Drizzle

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Quotes 

• Twilight Sparkle : I can't decide, I just can't decide. It's important to all of you and I just can't stand to disappoint any of you, and giving me gifts and doing me favors won't make any difference because you're all my friends and I wanna make you all happy and I can't, I just *can't*.

  Applejack : Twilight sugar, I didn't mean to put so much pressure on you, and if it helps, I don't want the ticket anymore, you can give it to somepony else. I won't feel bad, I promise.

  Fluttershy : Me too. I feel just awful that I made *you* feel so awful.

  Pinkie Pie : And me too. It's no fun upsetting your friends.

  Rarity : Twilight, it was unfair of me to try to force you as I did.

  Rainbow Dash : Yes! That means the ticket is *mine*. Ha ha, I got the ticket, I got the ticket -

  [sees her friends eying her with disapproval] 

  Rainbow Dash : you know, I haven't perfected my signature moves for The Wonderbolts anyway. I don't need that ticket either.

  Applejack : We all got so gung-ho about going to the gala that we couldn't see how un-gung-ho we were making you.

  Applejack , Fluttershy , Pinkie Pie , Rarity , Rainbow Dash : We're sorry Twilight.

  Twilight Sparkle : Spike, take down a note. "Dear Princess Celestia, I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings, but when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to The Grand Galloping Gala."

• Rarity : [fantasizing]  I would stroll through the gala, and everyone would wonder: "Who is that mysterious mare?" They would never guess that I was just a simple pony from little old Ponyville. Why, I'll cause such a sensation, that I would be invited for an audience with Princess Celestia herself. And the princess would be so taken with the style and elegance, that she would introduce me... to him... her nephew! The most handsome, eligible unicorn stallion in Canterlot. Our eyes would meet... Our hearts would melt... Our courtship would be magnificent. He would ask for my hoof in marriage, and of course I would say... YES! We would have a royal wedding, befitting a princess which is... what I would become upon marrying him... The stallion of my dreams!

• Twilight Sparkle : At least the other ponies *tried* to be subtle about the ticket.

  Purple pony : Wait, what ticket? What gala?

  Pinkie Pie : Oh, you didn't know? Twilight has an extra ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala!

  Ponies : The Grand Galloping Gala?

  Offscreen pony 1 : [Twilight tries to run away]  Have I ever told you how much I love your mane?

  Offscreen pony 2 : I'll wash your dishes.

  Daisy : [holding out three uprooted daises]  Would you like any help with your gardening?

  Linky Shoeshine : [Twilight turns the other way only to run into Linky, holding out three carrots]  I have a cartload of extra carrots.

  Spike : [ponies offer more favors]  What are we gonna do?

  Twilight Sparkle : We're... gonna... *run*!

  [a chase scene with "Benny Hill" style music follows]