- Vince Faraday: I need backup.
- Max Malini: Backup? Oh, so you're Gladys Knight, and we're the Pips?
- Ruvi: [at Rollo] He's a pip.
- Rollo: Do you want me to physically hurt you?
- Ruvi: Why do you go to this place of violence so quickly? Cannot there be a little bit of friendly teasing?
- [Rollo hits him]
- Vince Faraday: Rollo! An ounce of restraint.
- Rollo: I was just teasing.
- The Cape: I like the utility belt, man.
- Patrick Portman: Oh. Velcro.
- The Cape: Nice. It's upside down.
- Patrick Portman: I know. Can we just keep this between us? This is a little embarrassing.
- The Cape: Yeah, sure. I, uh - I just never had a fan before.
- Rollo: [kicks Scale into a cage] The next time we meet, I'm gonna make me a pair of boots out of you.
- Max Malini: Hey, what are you waiting for? Brandy and a cigar? Come on, let's go!
- Scales: Nobody puts me in a cage!
- Max Malini: You know, I believe him. Let's get the hell out of here.
- Patrick Portman: I am Secretary of Prisons and I am- I am off the reservation. So drop your gun before I blow your gizzards off.
- Scales: I'm almost too amazed to shoot him... almost.