Metalocalypse (TV Series)

Dethzazz (2010)

Brendon Small: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Quotes 

• Nathan Explosion : Toki! Why did you spend our vacation money?

  Toki Wartooth : Guys looks, don't worries. All we gots to do is sells a bunch of tickets, make sure Dr. Rockso performs, and thens we makes some money backs, and thens we goes on vacations, easy!

  Nathan Explosion : You think this is the first time that group of fucking clowns has tried to reunite?

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : What's you means?

  Nathan Explosion : There was that one time they almost reunited, but Rockso drank a whole bunch of acid right before he went onstage and just spent the whole night spraying some lady with huge tits in the front row with a big spraying thing, and they didn't even play one song. CANCELLED! Then there was that one time they were supposed to reunite, but Rockso, the night before, smuggled like twenty condoms worth of cocaine into his intestines. Then he ate some super-spicy Mexican food and the condoms melted and O.D.'d and he couldn't perform. CANCELLED! Then there was that one time they were about to reunite and like Rockso borrowed $20 million from the Ecuadorian drug cartel and they were like, "Give us our money back," and he's like, "No, we're not gonna give you your money back," and they're like, "Well, we're gonna shoot," and he's like, "Well, fine, shoot me" and they shot him. And now he pees out of the side of his dick. And uh... they cancelled the show. So, that's what I heard.