She's Funny That Way (2014)

Jennifer Aniston: Jane Claremont

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• Jane Claremont : [reading Isabella's file]  A.K.A. Glo-stick. Why Glo-stick? Oh! Call girl? Well that's disgusting. I mean, how do you feel when you're even doing that? Honestly? Are there any up sides to this job?

  Isabella Patterson : Well, there are plenty of *ups*, you know? I mean, that was really a problem!

  Jane Claremont : You don't joke in therapy.

• Jane Claremont : What is it with you today? Did someone take a piss in your cornflakes?

• Jane Claremont : An obsession? All right, can I just tell you something from experience, obsessions are not emergencies. They stick with you your entire life so you better just face it, that this thing is going to be with you for a really long time. Either you just have to get over it, or deal with it, all right?

• Jane Claremont : That guy is a total loon! But I cannot talk about my clients. I cannot talk about my clients.

• Jane Claremont : What is it about this woman that makes her so goddamn obsessionable?

  Vickie : She doesn't sound like my grandmother.

• Jane Claremont : By the way, I don't think that this girl, however attractive, is worth being obsessed about. Especially for a married judge of other humans. Now, I'm not judgmental, but that's just stupid!

• Vickie : Would you care to have dinner with me tonight?

  Jane Claremont : What kind of food do you eat?

  Vickie : Do you like Italian?

  Jane Claremont : It's all right.

  Vickie : So?

  Jane Claremont : All right. I'm going to change my tampon.

• Joshua Fleet : Jane, this is very inappropriate and unprofessional!

  Jane Claremont : I don't give a shit what you think! Who do you think you are, Hemingway?

• Arnold Albertson : What the hell is going on here?

  Jane Claremont : I'll tell you what's going on here. You hired that hooker because she turns good tricks. Well, would you like some good tricks? 'Cause I got a bag full of them. Who wants to go first? I've got tricks on all of you!