She's Funny That Way (2014)

Rhys Ifans: Seth Gilbert

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• Delta Simmons : Everybody seems to be confused tonight! Must be the weather.

  Frankie : Yeah.

  Seth Gilbert : Confusion reigns.

• Seth Gilbert : Do you understand?

  Kandi : My English is not so fast.

• Delta Simmons : So what is that girl, a hooker? Like the one you came to Nick's with?

  Seth Gilbert : Could be. Call girl. Escort.

  Delta Simmons : What's the difference? They all escort you in and out of their pants. Men!

  Seth Gilbert : Yeah, you're right. We're only good for one thing. So how about some?

  Delta Simmons : I'm considering it!

• Delta Simmons : [on the phone]  Seth? How about now?

  Seth Gilbert : Delta?

  Delta Simmons : No, the Queen of Sheba.

• Arnold Albertson : Just stay out of it!

  Seth Gilbert : You're the lunatic, chasing dames with a wife like this.

  Delta Simmons : It seems all men like chasing dames, Seth.

• Delta Simmons : Darling, let me use your bathroom.

  Seth Gilbert : My what?

  Delta Simmons : Your bathroom.

  Seth Gilbert : My bathroom! Well, the, the, the toilet's broken. I need to call them again.

  Delta Simmons : I don't need to use your toilet.

  Seth Gilbert : You don't need to use my toilet.

  Delta Simmons : No, I don't need to use your toilet.

  Seth Gilbert : Well, then I guess if you don't need to use the toilet.

  Delta Simmons : Please, stop saying toilet!

• Seth Gilbert : No, Kandi, you have to go back down to the lobby now and make your call there, okay?

  Delta's Mother : No, Vickie, she tell me, "hang on". I hang.