- Ruff Ruffman: [singing] I got a box full of biscuits and Saturdays coming!
- [to the viewer]
- Ruff Ruffman: Oh, Hi! I'm Ruff Ruffman! And I cannot wait for this weekend! It's a Charlton Chihuahua movie marathon on channel 51! I'm not moving from this chair until Monday!
- [Blossom holds up an ARGSHAABPO Calendar]
- Ruff Ruffman: Oh, no! No the A-R-G-S-H-A-A-B-P-O meeting! Now my Weekend's ruined! What's ARGSHAABPO? The animal reality game show and aquatic bird performer organization, obviously. I have to go to the annual convention and I'm not looking forward to it! Last year was so awkward. I never knew how to talk to penguins...
- [a flash back shows Ruff in an elevator with a horde of penguins]
- Ruff Ruffman: [flashback] Nice weather we're having. Nice and warm. What's not to like about warm weather?
- [the penguins all stare at him]
- Ruff Ruffman: Oh, right...
- Ruff Ruffman: [voice-over] Always putting my foot in my mouth...
- [Another flashback shows Ruff and the penguins at a dining table. Ruff looks like he's ready to eat until he's given a herring on his plate]
- Ruff Ruffman: [flashback] Another herring, boy, They really go all out on the meals here... I mean, really, you probably think it's tasty.
- [a penguin swallows his herring whole, much to Ruff's disgust. The flashback ends]
- Ruff Ruffman: It's Awful! I have a much easier time talking to Chet! Hey chet! How's it going!
- [Chet just goes into the Fetch 3000]
- Ruff Ruffman: Okay, at least you like talking to me, right Blossom?
- [Blossom puts Ruff's suit on the ironing board and walks away]
- Ruff Ruffman: Blossom?
- Ruff Ruffman: Boy, was this year's ARGSHAABPO convention a blast! Those Fetch challenges really helped me out!
- [shows a picture of Ruff and the penguins wearing sombreros and eating tacos]
- Ruff Ruffman: Who knew a taco filled with krill could be so tasty?
- [Shows another picture of Ruff and the penguins sliding down a waterslide]
- Ruff Ruffman: The pool was a little nippy.
- [the last picture shows Ruff and the penguins conga dancing]
- Ruff Ruffman: But boy, can penguins do the conga! In fact, we had so much fun,
- [Ruff's doghouse is shown to be filled with penguins]
- Ruff Ruffman: None of us want the fun to stop! Out of herring dip Again? You guys really go through this stuff. Hey, Steve! I told you before, the Ice stays IN the glasses, buddy, okay? Thanks.