Peep Show (TV Series)

Seasonal Beatings (2010)

Matt King: Super Hans

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Quotes 

• [During a game of Charades] 

  Dan Corrigan : Jez, over here. Got one for you.

  [whispers in Jeremy's ear] 

  Dan Corrigan : Thus Spake Zarathustra.

  Jeremy Usborne : Excuse me?

  Dan Corrigan : It's a book by Nietzsche.

  [he grins wickedly] 

  Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover]  Oh, great. Fucking thanks, Dan. Thus? No. Spake? No. Zarathustra? Nope.

  [he starts flapping his arms like a chicken] 

  Super Hans : Chicken Run.

  Jeremy Usborne : Correct.

  [he goes to sit back down] 

  Dan Corrigan : But...

  Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover]  Fuck you, Dan.

  [out loud, innocently] 

  Jeremy Usborne : Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said Chicken Run.

• [Jeremy answers the door. It's Super Hans] 

  Super Hans : Happy Christmas, motherfucker.

  Jeremy Usborne : Hans!

  Super Hans : Have a guess what Santa's got in his sack.

  [reaches inside his bag and takes out a bundle of marijuana] 

  Super Hans : Answer: a wicked big bag of sinister minister.

  Jeremy Usborne : [taking it]  Ah. Happy Christmas.

  Mark Corrigan : Hans?

  Super Hans : Merry Christmas, Mark.

  Mark Corrigan : Jeremy...

  Jeremy Usborne : [quietly, to Mark]  I'm not going to.

  Mark Corrigan : Well, don't.

  Sarah : Super Hans! Merry Christmas, glass of Cava?

  Super Hans : [coming in]  Don't mind if I do. Mind out boys, Father Spliffmas coming through.

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Great. Methadone in the mulled wine.

  Jeremy Usborne : What?

  Mark Corrigan : It's your fault.

  Jeremy Usborne : It's not my fault. I was holding the line.

  Mark Corrigan : Yes, but you know him. You shouldn't know him.

  Jeremy Usborne : Well, I'm sorry, but I do know him.

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Ugh. Merry migraine and a happy new stomach ulcer.

• Super Hans : Oi, Mrs C, answer me this, have you ever had a parrot?

  Pam Corrigan : Err... no.

  Super Hans : It's just you look like you might enjoy a cock-or-two.

  Pam Corrigan : [laughs]  Oh! That's very cheeky, Hans.

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  This is the spirit of Christmas, Super Hans bonking Mum doggy-style in the airing cupboard.