Peep Show (TV Series)
Seasonal Beatings (2010)
Eliza L. Bennett: Sarah Corrigan
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Quotes
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Jeremy Usborne : Hello, Sarah. Happy Christmas.
Sarah : It could be, if you play your cards right.
Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover] Ugh, not Sarah, not again. Ding Dong Merrily on my dong, the Christmas elves are weeping.
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Sarah : Merry Christmas, Mark, I'm shattered, can I have a glass of champagne?
Mark Corrigan : Of course, Cava's just through there.
Sarah : Cava? Ugh.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Great. Five seconds before the first disappointment. Got that in early.
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Dan Corrigan : [spills his drink] Oh, for fudge's sake!
Mark Corrigan : It's OK, Dad, the carpet's seen worse.
Sarah : You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad!
[she and Pam giggle. Mark looks uncomfortable]
Jeremy Usborne : Erm, Jezzed?
Pam Corrigan : We got it from Mark, didn't we, Mark?
Jeremy Usborne : Oh, right. So, uh... it's when you...
Pam Corrigan : When you get something wrong - he Jezzed it.
Dan Corrigan : Total balls-up, a real Jezzing.
Jeremy Usborne : Right. Yeah. Yeah, that is funny. Sort of a bit like being famous.
[the doorbell rings]
Jeremy Usborne : I'll go and see who that is. Let's hope I don't Jez it, or do a big Mark in my pants.
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[Jeremy answers the door. It's Super Hans]
Super Hans : Happy Christmas, motherfucker.
Jeremy Usborne : Hans!
Super Hans : Have a guess what Santa's got in his sack.
[reaches inside his bag and takes out a bundle of marijuana]
Super Hans : Answer: a wicked big bag of sinister minister.
Jeremy Usborne : [taking it] Ah. Happy Christmas.
Mark Corrigan : Hans?
Super Hans : Merry Christmas, Mark.
Mark Corrigan : Jeremy...
Jeremy Usborne : [quietly, to Mark] I'm not going to.
Mark Corrigan : Well, don't.
Sarah : Super Hans! Merry Christmas, glass of Cava?
Super Hans : [coming in] Don't mind if I do. Mind out boys, Father Spliffmas coming through.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Great. Methadone in the mulled wine.
Jeremy Usborne : What?
Mark Corrigan : It's your fault.
Jeremy Usborne : It's not my fault. I was holding the line.
Mark Corrigan : Yes, but you know him. You shouldn't know him.
Jeremy Usborne : Well, I'm sorry, but I do know him.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Ugh. Merry migraine and a happy new stomach ulcer.