Coup de Cinema (2011)

Austin Hillebrecht: Miles Smith

Quotes 

• Buster Owens : Come on just... be straight with me, would you? I'm not gonna tell anybody.

  Miles Smith : I was, uh... hijacking the movie.

• Rick Steiner : So, do you have a demo reel I can see of your work?

  Miles Smith : No, um, but I can get you references.

  Rick Steiner : Who?

  Miles Smith : [after a pause]  Mom and Dad?

  Rick Steiner : Hmm. Impressive.

• Daniel : Do we get code names? I call Hawkeye.

  Miles Smith : Uh, sure.

  Daniel : Sweet!

  Cynthia : Well, if he gets to be Hawkeye, I wanna be Hot Lips.

  Daniel : Umm... no code names.

• Miles Smith : I seriously don't think we can make it with this piece of crap.

  Daniel : I could see if I could squeeze some more horsepower out of it.

  Miles Smith : Would you, please?

  Daniel : I'll get started on that right now. I'm sure with the lack of sleep, I'll run a higher risk of soldering my hand to the motherboard.

  Miles Smith : That's a risk I'm willing to take.

• Buster Owens : You know, I don't think it's even allowed for somebody to get this jaded so soon.

  Miles Smith : I came into this jaded. I mean, ever since college life's been one boot to the head after another.

  Buster Owens : Yeah, well, I know how that goes.

  Miles Smith : So then you understand why we have to do this.

  Buster Owens : I think you're crazy.

  Miles Smith : Takes one to know one, buddy.

  Buster Owens : Come again?

  Miles Smith : I looked you up online last night. You were a special brand of retro-crazy.

  Buster Owens : Yeah, well, that was when I was young and stupid.

• Miles Smith : Adrian didn't even think twice about it. I don't even think he's read the full screenplay.

  Jake : [Chuckling]  Well, neither have I!

  [Wilhelm and Cynthia glare at him] 

• Adrian Dreyfus : That's just a little thing we do to the new guys. It, uh, weeds out the wimps. Hope I didn't scare ya!

  Miles Smith : [laughs]  No.

  Adrian Dreyfus : [laughs]  Good to have you aboard! You can touch the camera. I was just messin' with ya!

  [laughs] 

  Adrian Dreyfus : Okay, everybody! Whattaya say we make some magic?

  Buster Owens : Welcome to Bourgeois, kid.

• Jake : You're lucky I like you guys, 'cause this was totally not in my contract. Being lit on fire, jumping into... lion pits...

  Miles Smith : I definitely did not tell Tim to have you do that. Just let that be known.