- [Joseph is holding his new-born son]
- Jac Naylor: How is he?
- Joseph Byrne: Miraculous. Who d'you think he looks like?
- Jac Naylor: Churchill.
- Joseph Byrne: What about me? Do I look like a father?
- Jac Naylor: You look like someone who hasn't slept in 24 hours.
- Joseph Byrne: He's got a pair of lungs on him. Cried all night, didn't you? Only just managed to get him to settle down.
- Jac Naylor: When's the last time you ate?
- Joseph Byrne: Can't remember.
- Jac Naylor: We're going to get you some breakfast. Come on. You can put him down, you know. He's not going to run away.
- Joseph Byrne: I know. It's just I've waited so long to meet this little guy, I don't feel like I ever want to let him go.
- Jac Naylor: God, Joseph. If you're going to make me puke, can I at least do it on a full stomach!