Come Fly with Me (TV Series)
Episode #1.1 (2010)
David Walliams: Melody Baines, Moses Beacon, Buster Bell, Ian Foot, Penny Carter, Omar Baba, Judith Surname, Jackie Trent, Airport Security Officer, Geoff, Neil, Nanako
Quotes
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Keeley St Clair : How's it going with your boyfriend?
Melody Baines : Which one?
Keeley St Clair : Craig.
Melody Baines : Black Craig or White Craig?
Keeley St Clair : White Craig.
Melody Baines : He's in prison.
Keeley St Clair : What for?
Melody Baines : Beating up Black Craig.
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Narrator : There have been allegations in the morning papers that FlyLo planes have been flying without lifejackets. But Omar is quick to respond.
[the documentary cuts to Omar in the cabin of a FlyLo plane]
Omar Baba : [to the camera, gesturing at the seats] This seat, lifejacket! This seat, lifejacket! This seat, lifejacket! This seat...
[he checks underneath the seat]
Omar Baba : Lifejacket soon! This seat, lifejacket. And what's more, I've made easier than ever for passengers to use the lifejackets. I'll show you.
[he grunts as he squeezes himself into one of the economy class seats]
Omar Baba : OK, we are on our holidays. Suddenly, plane falls into sea. Kaboom! Plane is now filling with water. "Aah! Aah! Help me!" Not a problem! Simply reach under your seat...
[he grunts and wheezes as he reaches under his seat and pulls out a bulky electronic credit card reader]
Omar Baba : [reading out the words on the display screen] Do you want to purchase lifejacket? Yes.
[presses button]
Omar Baba : Swipe card and enter PIN. OK.
[he takes out a credit card, swipes it and keys in the PIN number]
Omar Baba : Would you like priority disembarkation? Hmmm... Yes. Purchase whistle? Yes. Add to cart. Total: £60. Lifejacket is now mine - for 20 minute. After 20 minute, it deflates automatically and I simply swim back into plane to pay for more. Is good, no?
[he gives the thumbs up]
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Omar Baba : Toilets take up too much space on plane. If it is an hour flight, two hours, to Rome, to Paris... you can hold it in!