- Arthur Griffin: I told you I need this reality show to be huge; so, whadda ya need from me?
- Snake Timmons: One hundred more cameras, one casting audition, permission to manipulate, and a shocking ending.
- [James is okay with being filmed in his underwear]
- Logan Mitchell: As for the rest of us, we feel a little exposed.
- Arthur Griffin: Which is why you're a reality show - exposure - because more exposure for Big Time Rush equals more record sales, which equals more ham for daddy.