- Hector Delgado: I've sailed every corner of the globe, crossed the date line so many times I'm two years younger than when I started, but I have never seen a more motley collection of flotsam in my life!
- Nicky Lee: Why do you call this tub Courtney?
- Hector Delgado: The word is "ship", Soldier, and as long as you're on mine, you will respect Courtney Kreiger!
- [points at a pin-up]
- Nicky Lee: The model?
- Hector Delgado: My Courtney might not be as pretty, but she's reliable!