Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (2011)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Lyndsey Mackelroy : Before we go any further, I'd like to take something off the table.
Charlie Harper : What?
Lyndsey Mackelroy : My ass.
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Lyndsey Mackelroy : I am way past guys like you.
Charlie Harper : What do you mean, 'guys like me'?
Lyndsey Mackelroy : Guys I'd have to dip in ammonia before I'd let them anywhere near me.
Charlie Harper : Oh, those guys.
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Alan Harper : Since when do you care about her kid's education?
Charlie Harper : Young people are our future, Alan. I care about them all.
Alan Harper : Oh, please! The only young people you care about are sliding down a pole to grab dollar bills out of your mouth!
Charlie Harper : Those aren't dollar bills! Those are twenties!
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Charlie Harper : Alan, listen to me very carefully. I have not had sex with your girlfriend.
Alan Harper : Still in the planning stages!