- Colonel Chestbridge: Good morning, boys and girls, we have orders.
- Pierre: Good day, Colonel. Can I mix you something?
- Colonel Chestbridge: Ah, yes. I'll have a Bangkok Sunrise... Yes, a Bangkok Sunrise. All right, everybody, at 0800 hours, the Nazis stole the Eiffel Tower.
- Claire: The Eiffel Tower? Surely the Nazis...
- Colonel Chestbridge: Shut up, girl! We believe this could be the very beginning of largest piece of Nazi propaganda ever executed by Hitler's propaganda wizard, Josef Goebbels. It's safe to assume Goebbels has similar plans for other monuments and I think we can all agree a world without monuments is not worth living in. Your mission: find out what the hell the Nazis want with the tower, where they're taking it and get it back. And, of course as always, kill Hitler.
- [first lines]
- French Resistance Girl #1: At midnight, the Nazi convoy will move past the farmhouse. This is when we will launch our attack.
- [reacting to loud rumbling, the three French Resistance girls go to the window and see German zeppelins ripping the Eiffel Tower out of the ground and carry it away]
- French Resistance Girl #1: My God.