Mike & Molly (TV Series)
Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb (2011)
Billy Gardell: Mike Biggs
Quotes
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Grandma : [Trying to get rid of Mike, who has come knocking on her door at night time] Now, if you will excuse me, Brother Heywood stopped by for pie and coffee.
Mike Biggs : Oh, what kind of pie?
Grandma : The kind of pie that 2 consenting adults enjoy alone in the privacy of their own home.
Mike Biggs : [Referring to missing 2 social outings that evening] Oh, man... I am 2 for 2.
Grandma : [NOT referring to missed social outings] So is Brother Heywood. Good night, Michael.
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Grandma : [Opening the front door after Mike knocks] Oh, hey Michael! Carlton's not home. Good night, baby.
[Begins to close door]
Mike Biggs : Wait, wait, wait, wait! Where did he go?
Grandma : Oh, I don't keep tabs on him, he's a grown man. But he does like hot wings and big, fake boobies, if that helps narrow it down.
Mike Biggs : Strip club.
Grandma : I don't think he was folding up dollar bills to put in the church collection plate.