- Chief: Honestly, mister, we're policemen. Now follow that haunted house and that giraffe.
- Watson: The giraffe is turning off at the corner.
- Chief: We've got to follow it. We'll commandeer the elephant.
- Chief: You say Soakie and Al are working with another gang?
- Watson: I just saw 'em. And the guy and his wife that head up this other gang make Bonnie and Clyde look like Sonny and Cher.
- Chief: How many are there?
- Watson: Well, let's see. There are five big weirdos, two midgets, an alligator, an octopus, a buzzard, a...
- Chief: [interrupting] Hold it! You've been trailing a circus.
- Watson: Well, if it is, I know where they're giving their first show.