My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Bridle Gossip (2010)

Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rose

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Quotes 

• Pinkie Pie : And that wicked enchantress Zecora lives there doing her evil... uh... stuff! Why she's so evil, I even wrote a song about her!

  Rainbow Dash : Here we go...

  Pinkie Pie : She's an evil enchantress/She does evil dances/And if you look deep in her eyes/She'll put you in trances/Then what will she do/She'll mix up an evil brew/Then she'll gobble you up/In a big tasty stew/Soooo... watch out!

  Twilight Sparkle : Wow. Catchy.

  Pinkie Pie : It's a work in progress.

• Pinkie Pie : [Pinkie peeks in on Zecora's house/hut to see her pour a bottle of powder into a bubbling pot; With her voice muffled by a swollen tongue, she tries to speak]  Sthe sthtole my sthong! Sthe's cthooksing sthew!

  Rarity : She stole your song?

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, Pinkie. Doesn't sound anything like your song.

  Pinkie Pie : [she looks around and then runs up to Fluttershy, falling at her feet in a pleading manner]  Ah. Hmm... Pbth!

  ["Please!"] 

  Flutterguy : [sighs, then starts to sing Pinkie's song in a low bass voice - a jazz/bongo/poetry club feel - while Pinkie mimes the actions of her song]  She's an evil enchantress/And she does evil dances/And if you look deep in her eyes/She will put you in trances/Then what would she do?/She'll mix up an evil brew/Then she'll gobble you up/In a big tasty stew/Soooo... watch out.

• Applejack : The Everfree Forest just ain't natural. The plants grow...

  Fluttershy : Animals care for themselves...

  Rainbow Dash : And the clouds move...

  Applejack , Fluttershy , Rainbow Dash : All on their own!

  Rarity : Ohhh!

  [faints] 

• Twilight Sparkle : Now tell me, what exactly have you actually *seen* Zecora do?

  Rainbow Dash : Well... Once a month... she comes into Ponyville.

  Twilight Sparkle : [sarcastically]  Ooooh...

  Rarity : Then... she lurks by the stores...

  Twilight Sparkle : [more sarcasm]  Oh my!

  Fluttershy : And then... she digs at the ground.

  Twilight Sparkle : Good gracious! OK, I'm sorry, but how is any of this bad? Maybe she comes to town to visit.

• Pinkie Pie : Well, I heard that Zecora eats *hay*.

  Twilight Sparkle : Pinkie, I eat hay! *You* eat hay!

  Pinkie Pie : Yeah, but I heard it's the *evil* way she eats hay.

• Rarity : You made me look ridiculous!

  Flutterguy : You made me *sound* ridiculous!

  Pinkie Pie : [muffled]  You made me speak ridiculous!

  Twilight Sparkle : You ruined my horn!

  Zecora : How dare you? You destroyed my home, destroyed my work, then rudely accused me of being a jerk?

• Daisy : [the mane six arrive back in town with Zecora, Daisy points]  Look Rose! How awful!

  Rose : The wicked enchantress has cursed them all.

  Lily : The horror, the horror!

  Ponies : [screaming and hollering; two sentences stand out]  Everypony get inside! Run ponies!

  [doors slam] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [Twilight knocks twice on Daisy's door, she opens it]  Daisy, we need to talk.

• Lotus : Miss Zecora, I would love to get the recipe for this bath. It's simply luxurious!

  Apple Bloom : [realizing]  Applejack! Hey, where's Applejack?

  [everypony gasps, thinking that tiny Applejack was lost in the hot tub] 

  Applejack : [sitting in a small wooden bucket]  I'm right here lil' sis. I ain't tiny no more!

  Rarity : Ooh. I have never felt so lovely in all my life!

  Pinkie Pie : Oh my gosh! I've never realized how horrible it is not to be able to talk. I mean I *love* talking so much and when I couldn't talk 'cause my tongue was all "ehhhh". It was the *worst*! Don't you agree, Fluttershy?

  Fluttershy : [normal voice]  Yes.

  [everyone laughs]