My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Suited for Success (2011)

Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle

Quotes 

• Pinkie Pie : Rarity? You OK in there? You haven't come out for days...

  Rarity : I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony! I used to be respected! I made dresses - beautiful, *beautiful* dresses! But now, everypony is *laughing* at me! I'm nothing but a *laughing stock*!

  Twilight Sparkle : You're not a laughing stock, Rarity.

  Rainbow Dash : [rather loudly]  She kind of is.

  Twilight Sparkle : Shh! Come on out and talk to us...

  Rarity : LEAVE ME ALONE! I *want* to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in!... Do ponies wallow in pity?... Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'm so PATHETIIIIIC!

  Twilight Sparkle : Now what do we do?

  Fluttershy : Uh, panic?

  Rainbow Dash : That's your answer for everything!

  Applejack : Well we can't just leave Rarity like this...

  Pinkie Pie : She'll become a crazy cat lady!

  Twilight Sparkle : She only has *one* cat.

  Pinkie Pie : Give her time...

• Applejack : [seeing Rarity's first-try dresses]  They sure are... uh... somethin'...

  Twilight Sparkle : Yes! Something!

  Pinkie Pie : I like "something"! "Something" is my favorite!

  Fluttershy : It's... nice.

• Twilight Sparkle : Dear Princess Celestia: This week my very talented friend Rarity learned that if you try to please everypony, you often times end up pleasing nopony, especially yourself. And I learned this: when somepony offers to do you a favor, like making you a beautiful dress, you shouldn't be overly critical of something generously given to you. In other words, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

• Twilight Sparkle : Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.

  Rarity : [singing]  Stitch by stitch, stitching it together/Deadline looms, don't you know the client's always right?/Even if my fabric choice was perfect/Got to get them all done by tonight/Pinkie Pie, the color's too obtrusive/Wait until you see it in the light/I'm sewing them together!

• Twilight Sparkle : [everyone is criticizing Rarity's designs and calling for changes]  That constellation is Canis *Major*, not Minor.

  Fluttershy : French haute couture, please.

  Rarity : Ugh...

  Applejack : What if it rains? Galoshes!

  Pinkie Pie : More balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. More candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!

  Rarity : [incredulous and tired]  Streamers?

  Pinkie Pie : Whose dress is this?

  Rarity : [reluctant]  Streamers it is.

• Applejack : [showing off the dresses they designed at Rarity's first showing]  Why's everypony lookin' at us like that?

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh dear.

  [she notices how absurd their dresses really are] 

  Rainbow Dash : You think we overdid it?

  Applejack : Nah.

  [pause] 

  Applejack : Okay, maybe a little.