Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Lauren (2011)
Patrick Fischler: Jack Fahey
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Quotes
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David Rossi : Why were you calling Clyde Easter so much, Jack?
Jack Fahey : Anybody got a smoke? How about you, beanpole?
David Rossi : What do you think?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Narcissism masking deep-seated insecurity.
David Rossi : So if we puncture his self-image, this hood rat will talk.
Jack Fahey : Hey, hey, hey, I ain't no hood rat. You take that back.
David Rossi : Well, you look like one. You smell like one. You smell that?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Hood rat.
Jack Fahey : I am not! Take it back!
David Rossi : Hey, Jack. Do you know what a hood rat is? You see what I mean? He's just gonna have to learn the hard way.
Jack Fahey : All right, look, Clyde was gonna pay my medical bills, all right? This ear, it ain't growing back.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What happened to it?
Jack Fahey : This bitch teammate of his shot it. Said it was a warning. Thought she could take on this IRA big shot named Doyle. So I told these... What the hell, man? Jeez!
David Rossi : Where's Prentiss?
Jack Fahey : Who? I don't know!
David Rossi : Lauren Reynolds.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Where's Lauren Reynolds?
Jack Fahey : Friend of yours, is she?
David Rossi : You tell us where she is right now, or I swear, I'll send you to a prison where they'll teach you what a hood rat is.
Jack Fahey : And by the time you do, she'll be in pieces. So... my price just went up.
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Jack Fahey : You know when a cigarette is best? After sex with me.
David Rossi : Mind your manners.
Jack Fahey : All right.
David Rossi : You're already extorting us for Prentiss' location.
Ashley Seaver : So, just out of curiosity, what's like working for Doyle?
Jack Fahey : He's not so tough.
Ashley Seaver : Wow. I bet you're his hookup, aren't you? I mean, after all, you're the man.
Jack Fahey : I could show you how much of a man I really am.
[Rossi moves to Jack]
Jack Fahey : All right, all right, all right. Jeez, what's with the sexy cop/bad cop routine? What do you two think...
[Jack gets shot]
