- Nostalgia Critic: I also have to admit, it's kind of refreshing to see a movie character from Jersey who's not an asshole! Okay, yeah I make fun of people from Jersey every once in a while, but even I know that not every person who comes from there is totally nuts. It's nice to see an actual positive Jersey role model.
- [clip from Jersey Shore plays]
- Nostalgia Critic: You know, outside of...
- Angelina: Leave me the
- [beep]
- Angelina: alone. Get out of my face.
- Mike "The Situation": Yo, shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster!
- Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
- Mike "The Situation": [Rolling eyes] Popeye on crack.
- Nostalgia Critic: [rubbing forehead] Uggh, that show rapes me.
- Nostalgia Critic: Has "Wax on, wax off" ever really taught anybody karate? Well, it did for this idiot. "The Karate Kid," a hokey but still effective sports film centered around a kid named Daniel who moved from Jersey to the Valley and keeps getting his ass whupped by a group of karate experts named Cobra...
- Cobra Commander: COBRA!
- Nostalgia Critic: Kai.
- Cobra Commander: Oh. Well, could you ever do an Old vs. New with us and the GI Joe movie?
- Nostalgia Critic: The movie loses.
- Cobra Commander: Awesome!