Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Langoliers (2011)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, God, Future Critic

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Quotes 

• Langolier #1 : [Seeing the Critic and his future self]  Ohh, shit. Umm...

  [to Langolier #2] 

  Langolier #1 : Yeah, I thought we were supposed to eat 2:30.

  Langolier #2 : We were supposed to eat 2:30. Maybe it was supposed to be 2:35.

  Langolier #1 : No, I'm pretty sure it was 2:30. Um...

  Langolier #2 : We were supposed to eat 2:30.

  [They face the Critics] 

  Langolier #1 : Never mind us. We're just flying malted milkballs here.

  Langolier #2 : Ooooh!

  Langolier #1 : We're, uh... nothing out of the ordinary at all.

  [Stunned silence from the Critic and Future Critic] 

  Langolier #1 : Everyday occurence.

  [It chuckles nervously] 

  Langolier #2 : Yeah.

  Langolier #1 : Oh man, the Skygina's gonna be pissed.

  Langolier #2 : I'm blaming you.

• Laurel Stevenson : You're scaring the little girl.

  Craig Toomey : Scaring the little girl?

  [His voice cracks on the word "girl". The Critic bursts out laughing] 

  Craig Toomey : Scaring the little girl? Lady!

  Nostalgia Critic : Did he just castrate on that last line?

• Nostalgia Critic : Congratulations, sir, you're the biggest overactor in this movie! I say this calls for the Dance of Joy!