- Langolier #1: [Seeing the Critic and his future self] Ohh, shit. Umm...
- [to Langolier #2]
- Langolier #1: Yeah, I thought we were supposed to eat 2:30.
- Langolier #2: We were supposed to eat 2:30. Maybe it was supposed to be 2:35.
- Langolier #1: No, I'm pretty sure it was 2:30. Um...
- Langolier #2: We were supposed to eat 2:30.
- [They face the Critics]
- Langolier #1: Never mind us. We're just flying malted milkballs here.
- Langolier #2: Ooooh!
- Langolier #1: We're, uh... nothing out of the ordinary at all.
- [Stunned silence from the Critic and Future Critic]
- Langolier #1: Everyday occurence.
- [It chuckles nervously]
- Langolier #2: Yeah.
- Langolier #1: Oh man, the Skygina's gonna be pissed.
- Langolier #2: I'm blaming you.
- Laurel Stevenson: You're scaring the little girl.
- Craig Toomey: Scaring the little girl?
- [His voice cracks on the word "girl". The Critic bursts out laughing]
- Craig Toomey: Scaring the little girl? Lady!
- Nostalgia Critic: Did he just castrate on that last line?
- Craig Toomey: My father used to say that... the Langoliers were little creatures that lived in closets.
- Dinah Bellman: Like elves?
- Craig Toomey: No!
- [the unhinged businessman laughs maniacally and somewhat mockingly. Cut to a clip from Perfect Strangers]
- Balki Bartokomous: Don't be ridiculous.
- Nostalgia Critic: Congratulations, sir, you're the biggest overactor in this movie! I say this calls for the Dance of Joy!