Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Inspector Gadget (2011)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Darth Vader
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : Let's talk about Inspector Gadget. It was a show in the 1980's about a half-human, half-robot detective.
[shows a poster of RoboCop]
Nostalgia Critic : Uh, no. This one was funny.
[shows a poster of RoboCop 3]
Nostalgia Critic : Intentionally funny!
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Nostalgia Critic : By the way, did I mention that in the cartoon that Dr. Claw NEVER REVEALS HIMSELF? And even if he did, would this be at ALL what you imagined he'd look like?
Nostalgia Critic : [as Person A] I imagine he looks like a monster!
Nostalgia Critic : [as Person B] I imagine he looks like a machine!
Nostalgia Critic : [as Person C] I imagine he looks like that gay guy from My Best Friend's Wedding.
[Person A and B look at Person C with horror and disgust]
Nostalgia Critic : No one else?
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Gadgetmobile : Who's not wearing a seat belt? Gotta wear those belts, baby; it's a Disney movie!
Nostalgia Critic : Oh, now, did you see that? A subtle, little wink to the audience to show that it's aware it's a Disney movie. Hahaha... And, of course, when I say a "subtle, little wink," I mean a "fatal stabbing to the eye with a FUCKING SALAD FORK!"
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Brenda : [Brenda taps Gadget on the back, with a doorbell sound effect playing] Scuse me.
Nostalgia Critic : I'll get it.
[Leaves the room to go answer his door and angrily returns after finding out the source of the doorbell]
Nostalgia Critic : WAS THAT ANOTHER SOUND EFFECT? I mean, really? You gotta put sound effects in even when someone's getting tapped on the shoulder? What does it add? How does it tell the story any better?
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Nostalgia Critic : Um, were you meaning to keep Dr. Claw in the shadows? 'Cause you are aware you're revealing him quite clearly right now.
[Scolex presses a button marked "Oil Slick", making oil spill from underneath the limo and cover the ground. Brown's car crashes as a result of the oil and flips over. Cut to Scolex, who's back in the shadows]
Nostalgia Critic : Now he's back in the shadows again. ARE WE JUST SUPPOSED TO FORGET YOU REVEALED HIM RIGHT THERE? I mean, we saw it! There's no surprise now! We know what he looks like! Why put him back in the shadows if you just SHOWED his face? I mean, it's sort of like starting of the original Star Wars movie with...
Princess Leia : The Imperial Senate will not distill for this. When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...
Darth Vader : Don't talk back to me, young lady. That is no way to speak to your father.
[He realizes what he just said]
Darth Vader : Oh, shit. Um, you're not supposed to know that yet. Um, just forget that part, everybody. Totally not important.
[He laughs nervously]
Darth Vader : Uh, Carrie, help.
Princess Leia : I don't know what you're talking about.
Darth Vader : Good, good! Go with that! Take her away!
[He walks off as Stormtroopers take Leia away]
Darth Vader : Dodged a bullet...
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Nostalgia Critic : Um, were you meaning to keep Dr. Claw in the shadows? 'Cause you are aware you're revealing him quite clearly right now.
[the next scene shows Scolex, who's back in the shadows]
Nostalgia Critic : Now he's back in the shadows again. Are we just supposed to forget you revealed him right there? I mean, we saw it! There's no surprise now! We know what he looks like! Why put him back in the shadows if you just showed his face? I mean, it's sort of like starting of the original Star Wars movie with...
[scene from the original "Star Wars" movie]
Princess Leia : The Imperial Senate will not distill for this. When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...
Darth Vader : Don't talk back to me, young lady. That is no way to speak to your father... Oh, shit. You're not supposed to know that yet. Um, just forget that part, everybody! Totally not important.
[laughs nervously]
Darth Vader : Uh, Carrie, help.
Princess Leia : I don't know what you're talking about.
Darth Vader : Good, good! Go with that! Take her away!
[walks away as Stormtroopers take Leia away]
Darth Vader : Dodged... a... bullet.
