- High Evolutionary: I am the High Evolutionary. Greetings to you, O short, stout and unusually hairy lifeform.
- Wolverine: Eh, I've been called worse.
- Mayor of Super Hero City: Dark Surfer, what have you done?
- Dark Surfer: [sighs] I just told you. Not my fault you weren't listening.
- High Evolutionary: As a scientist, I must observe, study, learn and fix things that arbitrarily bother me. Humanoids should not be running around with dinosaurs. It's wrong.
- Moon Boy: Oh? Feels OK.
- High Evolutionary: Wrong, wrong, wrongasaurus!
- Mayor of Super Hero City: Well, I have good news, and I have bad news.
- Captain America: We already figured out the bad news. The Earth has been ripped from its orbit. We're all going to freeze. Been there, done that.
- High Evolutionary: You're in the middle of nowhere, in another galaxy, in another dimension, with no spaceship and no way to contact your friends. I'm your only hope.
- [holds out his hand]
- Wolverine: [grunts] Okay.
- [also holds out his hand, but pulls it back]
- Wolverine: Psych!
- High Evolutionary: Fool!
- [attacks him]
- High Evolutionary: [about to finish off Wolverine] Survival of the fittest has spoken, and you are unfit. Any last words?
- Wolverine: Yeah. You're gonna need a new ship.
- [the alarm sounds and the control console explodes]
- Wolverine: Looks like you blew up your own controls. Your ship's gonna cr-ash.
- High Evolutionary: You buffoon! Even if you somehow survive this crash, you'll be stuck on this planet forever!
- Wolverine: I'll live.