- Sammi's return to the Shore house leaves Ronnie at a loss for words. Snooki's feelings for Vinny continue to deepen. Mike hooks up with a girl who he's convinced smells like cheese but doesn't realize he's been pranked.
- Sammi arrives back in the house unannounced. Ronnie suddenly becomes very focused on the drink he's mixing and then he runs outside.
Ronnie's not quite ready to have her back.
Deena is "histatic" to see Sammi is back.
The guys conference on the deck.
When Ronnie comes inside, Sammi says he's pale and he says it's because he saw a ghost.
Sammi goes outside with the girls and they report on the depths of Ronnie's depression while she was gone. She makes no attempts to not enjoy hearing how miserable he was.
Mike feels bad for Ronnie, then does a Sammi impression, asking if Ronnie talked to girls while she was gone, went to a restaurant, had salad, had chicken on the salad, talked to any other girls...
They get ready to go out and Sammi puts on the tightest, slinkiest dress she owns. Jenni checks out her own boobs in the mirror -- they are practically on a plate in her bustier.
Snooki tells Vinny she wants to cuddle and puts him on notice for later.
At the club, Sammi is working every inch of her new dress and Ronnie notices. He tries to talk to her and hold her hand and tells her she's beautiful. She tells him not to suck up to her. She wants him to suffer more, because that's totally part of a healthy relationship.
He follows her around like a puppy dog until she essentially shooes him away. He goes home.
Back at the club, Snooki tells Sammi she likes Vinny and has feelings. She announces if Vinny brings someone home, she might kill herself.
Meanwhile, Vinny finds a Dominican girl and brings her home.
Snooki announces she wants to leave the club to go home and touch Vinny.
Back at the house, Vinny and Pauly are in bed with their respective ladies. Which is where Snooki finds them.
Ronnie picks up Sammi and Snooki and removes them from the boys' room so as not to interrupt the hooking up.
Snooki starts shouting about Vinny bringing a girl home as Ronnie tries to shut her up. Sammi announces that guys are something bleeped.
She tells us she loves Ron but "it's not our time right now," like they're two fated lovers that the fickle gods are conspiring to keep apart.
She tells him she can't be in a relationship with a liar and a cheater.
He starts crying and she goes to bed.
Jenni and Deena stumble home from the club. Jenni pees behind a car and gets some on Deena's foot.
By the time they get home there are two surly Dominican girls waiting for their cabs. Sammi gets in bed to comfort a crying Snooki.
Ronnie tells Vinny that Snooki is crying over him. He points out she hooked up with a guy the night before. Jenni makes Vinny go talk to Snooki.
She tells him she wants to be with him and he says she's drunk and they'll talk tomorrow.
The next day, they go bowling. Nicole doesn't want to get out of bed.
Deena drives one SUV and in the other car, Ronnie notes that Deena isn't her lane. She dumps two drinks as she turns and everyone announces they're going to die.
At the bowling alley, Sammi tells Vinny that Nicole is developing feelings for him.
At home, Jenni briefs Snooki on her night, which she doesn't remember past leaving the club. She's embarrassed. The girls discuss and Deena announces that Snooki's not the type of girl who can just hook up with someone. Wait. What? Has she seen this show?
Vinny goes to talk to Nicole in bed, but she tells him to leave.
A lazy Sunday afternoon and everyone points fingers over who clogged the toilet. Ronnie stuffs Kleenex up his nose and goes to investigate. The brief glimpse we get of the bowl is too much. The guys take turns sniffing and yelling. "The smell is just permanating through the air," Mike says, coining a word.
Finally, they call the landlord Danny. He tells them he can't help because it's Sunday. He's unclear on how they've managed to not deal with it for days.
The next day, Nicole sprays perfume all over. She answer the door for the plumbers. She asks one if his butt crack hangs out. "It does, actually," he says.
Snooki tells him it's been like that for two weeks. He's surprised they don't have maggots yet.
They pull a pair of underwear out of the toilet -- just what it is exactly is bleeped, but it's a dude's. It's size small so the girls think it's Vinny's.
Jenni calls Roger to brief him on the plumbing situation.
Vinny denies culpability. Pauly comes with an explanation that involves aliens.
Nicole steps up for cleaning duty because she hasn't washed a dish yet.
She tackles some poop stains. Her technique involves putting dish washing liquid down the toilet.
Sammi says she likes being around Ronnie because he's happy and he's changed. Ronnie, Sammi and Nicole decide to be sober and hang out.
"I can have a good time without drinking, so f--- you alcohol," she announces.
The rest of the house goes to Aztec. Vinny meets a girl who says she's gay. He asks if she's fully gay, and she says no.
Jenni sees Roger for the first time in weeks. He checks to make sure her spray tan won't rub off on him.
Back at the house, Ronnie suggests ways to prank Mike. "We could fart on his pillow so he gets pink eye," he suggests. (Really? That's a thing?)
They take cheese from the fridge and put it all over his mattress -- shredded, grated and cream cheese.
Vinny find s a girl who is DTF and brings her home.
Mike brings girl home, too. She doesn't know she's about to get cheesed.
"Their beer googles are terrible," Sammi says after assessing the ladies.
Mike takes his girl upstairs and gives her sweatpants as they get into his cheese bed.
The next day, Mike says he had to kick his girl out because she smelled like grated cheese. Nicole announces it's the best prank in "Jersey Shore" history.
Mike says later he had to spray his bed with Axe. He's pretty sure you can't get an STD from oral sex. Jenni calls a health clinic to prove him wrong, and does. They cite herpes. Then she asks what a smell of grated cheese could be a symptom of and the clinic confirms it could be a particular infection in a woman.
Vinny visits Snooki. She apologizes and says she doesn't want anything to change in their friendship. He just doesn't want her to cry anymore. Then checks that he's allow to keep smashing girls.
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