Torin's Passage (1995 Video Game)
Mike Shapiro: Torin, Boogle
Quotes
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[Torin gives berries to Herman the guard]
Torin : Here you are, Herman. I brought you some berries.
Herman : Great! Now squeeze 'em.
Torin : What? Oh, all right. Uh, where's the juicer?
Herman : I told you. Over there. On the cabinet.
[Torin approaches the cabinet, takes the juicer and squeezes the berries]
Torin : Boogle, can you be an ax?
[Boogle changes shape into a guitar. Torin takes the guitar/Boogle and plays "Johnny B. Goode". Boogle changes back to his original form]
Torin : Whew! Here ya go. Say, uh, what kind of berries are those?
Herman : Why, CHUCK berries, of course!
[drum fill]
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[as Torin is about to enter the Bitternuts' house, the show begins]
Radio Announcer : Live... on CD-ROM... from beautiful cliffside Escarpa... it's "The Bitternuts"! With Jack Kluckman as Mr. Bitternut...
[phony canned applause]
Radio Announcer : ...and starring Sandra Bullhockey as Mrs. Bitternut...
[phony canned applause]
Radio Announcer : ...with Vinyl MacCaulking as little Bobby Bitternut.
[phony sereams & canned applause]
Radio Announcer : [after the opening theme] Tonight we join "The Bitternuts" just as they hear a knock on their door...
[knock knock knock]
Mrs. Bitternut : Just a minute... Harley, can you get that? Oh, never mind. Do I have to do everything around here? Coming!
[Mrs. Bitternut opens the door. Torin is standing outside]
Mrs. Bitternut : Yeow! Aren't you the giant, economy-sized visitor?
[phony laugh track]
Mrs. Bitternut : You know, I'd ask you in, but I'm not sure there's enough air in here!
[phony laugh track]
Mrs. Bitternut : Harley? Take a look at this guy! This is what a REAL man looks like!
[phony laugh track]
Mrs. Bitternut : Harley? Oh, honey, don't mind him! He's just acting his IQ!
[phony laugh track]
Mrs. Bitternut : So, do you want to come in? Or maybe that should be, "CAN" you come in?
[phony laugh track]
Torin : [enters] Why, thank you. I will.
[phony laugh track]
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[Torin enters the Bitternuts' house. He addresses Mr. Bitternut]
Torin : How do you do, sir? My name is Torin.
[Mr. Bitternut does not bother to answer]
Mrs. Bitternut : Leave him alone. He ain't spoke to nobody in years!
[small fake chuckle]
Torin : Yes. I can see why.
[phony laugh track]