- Jimmy: There's something in here. It doesn't look like an alien ship or probe either. It's - it's a DUMB SPACEPLANT? News - yes. Scoop - no. Come on! The least you could do is *bloom* or something.
- [the plant attacks Jimmy]
- Rath: [to Seven Seven] Tell you what, Karate Man. I'll hold *real* still, like a stack of boards. And you can meditate until you're ready to chop me in half, okay?
- [Seven Seven attacks Rath. Rath blocks his attack]
- Rath: I lied.
- [Rath knocks Seven Seven back]
- Rath: You know the difference between me and a pile of boards? Board don't hit back!... Now... I'm mad.
- Jimmy: I had a video but I think the plant must've taken it when it retreated into the cave. I'd figured you'd want to. uh, check my work.
- Kevin Levin: Yeah, I'm out.
- Gwen Tennyson: I have studying to do, Jimmy. Maybe next conspiracy.
- Ben Tennyson: ...Okay, okay, I'll check it out. My car's still in the shop. Think you could give us a ride.
- [Kevin and Gwen drive off]
- Jimmy: I can't *believe* you don't have a bus pass. That should be Plumber standard issue.
- Ben Tennyson: Yeah, I'll make a note.
- Gwen Tennyson: Now you're saying Ben is part of the conspiracy? This is a shadowy blob. No credible person would ever take this as real proof.
- Harangue: [Cut to TV studio] Welcome back to the Will Harangue Nation. Our guest today - Jimmy Jones. The 10 year old Jimmy, the boy who exposed Ben Tennyson for the menace he is.
- Jimmy: Uh that-that's not exactly...
- Harangue: Don't talk over me, Jimmy. Now Jimmy has a new equally startling claim. Ben Tennyson is leading and alien invasion to take over the entire Earth.
- Humungosaur: You can't hide from me, Jimmy. I only want to take you out for a smoothie - not crush you into a fine powder.
- Jimmy: Why are you doing this?
- Humungosaur: I want to give you and exclusive. A real reporter would risk everything to get to the truth.
- Jimmy: A real reporter follows his hunches. And I have a hunch I wouldn't live to post my story.
- Gwen Tennyson: It's okay, we checked out the cave, Jimmy. We know. Where are you?
- Jimmy: North of Sav Cost. You can't miss me. I'm the kid on the red bike WITH AN ALIEN CHASING HIM!
- Kevin Levin: I've said it before and I'll say it again. I would be happy to silence this creature once and for all.
- Ben Tennyson: The master wants to know why it couldn't absorb him earlier.
- Gwen Tennyson: If there are others with his natural resistence, we need to know how it works.
- Kevin Levin: So I can take care of him *after*, right?
- Jimmy: You're not Ben at all - or Gwen and Kevin!
- Ben Tennyson: No, we're perfect copies, right down to our DNA.
- Kevin Levin: But better than the originals which were lame.
- Gwen Tennyson: We're in complete harmony.
- Ben Tennyson: Soon there will be no war.
- Gwen Tennyson: No disease. No hunger.
- Kevin Levin: No fun.
- Ben Tennyson: The world will be a garden. And everything will be a garden.
- Gwen Tennyson: They don't have our powers.
- Ben Tennyson: But my double has the Ultimatrix.
- Ben Clone: Yes, I do.
- [Activates the Ultimatrix]
- Chromastone: Chromastone!
- Gwen Tennyson: Ben, you've got to get the Ultimatrix back!
- Ben Tennyson: Yeah, I'll work on that when I'm not getting shot at.
- Gwen Tennyson: On against four. Well, it's clarly not a chicken salad.
- Kevin Levin: Okay, stop. I can't let a battle pun be the last thing I hear.
- Jimmy: [Groan] I didn't video any of this. Stupid! Who's going to believe me now?
- Ben Tennyson: We will. Jimmy, you're a *real* reporter.
- Gwen Tennyson: Yeah, from now on, we'll know to take you seriously.
- Kevin Levin: No matter how nutty you sound. "Nutty," see what I did there?
- [Ben and Jimmy laugh]
- Gwen Tennyson: Really? Why is it funny when he does it?
- Ben Tennyson: I think it's the delivery.